|Take that Mr. Meany Pants!|
|You thief! You really do come in on a broom!|
|One of my main agendas this year is |
to put food in my portfolio.
|Lori just kicked me to the curb!|
|This is a mega-watt hero.|
|Are you done playing games with these guys?|
|Shut up Kevin!|
|Let me finish talking Mark.|
|It' a hobby that should eventually be taken |
behind the barn and shot!
|That mental thing is not holding up!|
|I'm not Barbara!|
|That's wrong, I'm out, as Kevin says - with prejudice.|
|You have to be a responsible person.|
|I'm just a guy trying to scratch out a living.|
|I haven't had any food for 8 days!|
|Kevin being Kevin.|
|Boom goes the dynamite!|
|I already said that was my final offer.|
|Do I hear a yes?!!|
|I'm the entrepreneur's advocate.|
|Now I know why they call you Sharks and not guppies.|
|Ever ever ever ever ever!|
|Our sales are $862,000!|
|So Mr. Grinch and the Little Happy Elf |
couldn't get a deal today?
|Shawn, you're dead to me too.|
|We need a decision.|
|For that reason, I'm out.|
|Don't listen to Kevin about that stuff - |
he's the worst at evaluations.
|I almost feel bad about it, but not really.|
|Do you see adults wearing this?|
|I'm not feeling this one.|
|We're more than a hat company. We're a lifestyle brand.|
|There's nothing here that can't be |
reproduced by someone else!
|This tastes great!|
|It's that moment when I say you're dead to me.|
|We are pre-revenue.|
|I made an offer that's good for you|
and for me!
|She's telling you that she's out in like |
9,000 words and seven paragraphs.
|You have a Harvard M.B.A?|
|Robert, you always act so surprised by everything you see.|
|And you heard that I like to get fat?|
|Lori you're being a hypocrite!|
|I never make deals that I think are stupid.|
|This has been my heart and soul for two years.|
|I would want a lot bigger piece of the pie.|
|I gave you a very fair offer when these guys didn't.|
|A yogurt store for bread pudding.|
|Your biggest risk is you!|
|Are you guys ready for something good?!|
|This is the Shark Tank. |
There's nothing else like it on Earth!
|I have revolutionized this cup!|
|All of the companies we invest in get an |
immediate trajectory out of the gate!
|I have a direct-door policy with Bed, Bath, and Beyond.|
|Our company has distribution to most parts of the world.|
|Everywhere I go I see zombies.|
|The Haunted Hayride|
|In marriages, one person is right, |
and the other person is the husband.
|The consumer experience of getting ripped off |
blind isn't going to be a pleasant one.
|They won't be friends for long!|
|We raised $100,000 from our local friends.|
|Guys, now you're blowing it.|
|I already said that.|
|Thanks Lori, stop singing my praises.|
|How many of these are we selling right now?!|
|Stop the Madness!|
|We would love to do a deal with you!|
|I just got trampled over by Barbara!|
|You know what, we're tired of it.|
|Why don't we go knock 'em out and do the deal without a royalty?|
|There is no product like this.|
|You are one hand-shake away from making a deal.|
|You have been tempted by the devil of inventory.|
|No, it's a very smart and financially astute deal. |
Oh yeah, that is a Kevin deal!
|That's a Kevin deal.|
|Why do you need the money?|
|What I do well is I build Power Brands!|
|Let me tell you a story about Greek mythology.|
|When you walk into the Tank, if you don't |
see the sucker - it's you!
|It's like a gunfight at the O.K. Corral|
|I'm gonna spice it up in the Shark Tank a little bit.|
|Not impressed, not impressed.|
|I wanna be in this business.|
|This business is radioactive waste - it sucks.|
|It's the Sunday Night Slow Jaaaaaaaaams!|
|(Singing) How do I get my $75,000 back?!|
|Oh, and here's Brian McKnight!|
|This is what we created: The Freeloader.|
|Undeniably, I wouldn't take it.|
|Little Bo Peep.|
|Let's hear a "mush mush''!|
|Give me five!|
|And I told my son it was a magic potion that would |
give him sweet dreams...and he bought it!
|You need a big wallet, happen to have one.|
|You're a fool, I'm out.|
|That is nothing!|
|Shut up Kevin!|
|Wake me up when it's over.|
|The evil laugh!|
|One million dollars!!!|
|This is a defining moment.|
|That dog has a bow-tie on!|
|I think of a postcard as a present.|